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Instead of free throws, when opposing basketball players foul they must enter a ring and get three slaps or receive three slaps
The Blazers could have really benefited from Three Punch Marty against Stef last night
A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.
‘I love watching the gaelic games’
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey”
“True”
hardcore incel that has hentai merch in the deepest darkest parts of his closet. Is a little too obsessed with the japanese culture and is a racist bitch who has memorized a girls address scaringly perfectly.
“I love japan, i’m obsessed with japan!”
“You are marti, i’m socially distancing from you”
Marti is the biggest chad in the world. He has sex 24/7 and can bench press up to 10 tons
That guy is a Marti. Dont mess with him
Hes the cutest kid ever, loving, kind, funny and will always offer a helping hand, he also has DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF COCK AND BALLS ITS RADIOACTIVE EVERYONE TRYNA GET IN HIS PANTS
Look man a marti hide ur daughters n go hide, I WANT HIM FOR ME
1) Marti (v): The most reasonable way to get around, especially in congested cities while helping out the environment.
2) Marti (n): Another version of the word "micromobility", but only wayyy cooler.
Marti gets you going... fast!
Person 1: Hey man, I think I am running a little late.
Person 2: Dude, just Marti over here!
Marti is a really special girl. They usually come in small sizes, but don't let that deceive you, she's a feisty one. Quite shy around her school peers but around her friends she is the total opposite. She is a very funny girl who always laughs at her jokes more than anyone else, its the best. Marti knows how to keep a secret and for that her friends are very grateful. She works hard for everything she has, and is very humble. Whenever you need someone to rant to she will always be there to listen. She will be one of the best friends you'll ever have. Oh and she's also super hot.
Who's that short girl , oh that's Marti
She's so pretty , who is it , Marti ofc