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When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!
When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker
The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.
Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.
He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.
Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
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