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the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland
Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
A state where nobody wants to be from... when they are indeed from there and nowhere else...
Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.
People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.
People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.
Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.
People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.
People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.
The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.
Did you see that guy with the long ass neck? He said he was from Maryland.
When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female
Who trying to get a Train to Maryland?
Ghetto Amusement Park
Ugly Tattoos -fat sharks-foreigners