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verb.
1.to perform a form of pleasure to ones self.
2.to perform a form of pleasure onto someone.
i need to masturbate im to horny to talk.
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What Ceiling Cat watches you do
Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate!?!?!?!?!?!
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the act of sticking your finger in your p**sy and moving it around to sexualy please yourself.
sam" Whatd ya do last night?"
Pam" i had to masturbate yself just cause it feels to good"
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to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton
I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed
when the door open my dad caught me masturbating
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its a proven fact that if girls masturbate more then 4 times a week the chances of getting cancer goes down 1/4
wow my chances go down 1/4..im gonna go masturbate
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Self improvement or pleasing oneself.
Rick: Did you see John working out?
Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.
Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...
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Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.
Masturbation...on the farm...success.
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