A Matthew (or Matt/Matty) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. They have a really big penis and are extremely good in bed. They are also into things (sexually) (ex:fetishβs) some people would not be into. Known to be players but when they meet that special guy, their sold. Matthew's Are tough and solid, but after you get to know them their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and some guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.
Matthew is so caring and so helpful. Heβs also very big and good in bed!!
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A man that can only be described as "the being". He is typically bald, that has a passion for chemistry. He not only hates life but he hates you too. No one can control this beast like demon. The being wears a pink shirt 6.02 x 10^23 % of days. But beware, if you make fun of his his shiny glamorous bald head too much, he may decide to grow his hair back as an attempt to fit back into society. Even with this occurring, you can always identify a Mathew by the eternal bald spot let on the top back of his head. if you try to talk to Mathew he will most likely kill himself before you have the chance to unless it is about chemistry. Oh, he also is very, VERY! gay.
I want to have gay sex with Matthew.
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Matthew is a nice caring person likes to and have fun. If you talk shit he will make a fool out of you. If your sad he will come over and help you and be the nicest person in the world. If he had a girl friend he would treat you so nicely like your a queen. He will buy you anything you want and will do any thing for who he loves
Matthew
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The new term for shitting inside of a glove, freezing it and fingering your ass with the shit- filled fingers.
If my asshole looks a little stretched out today, it's because I gave myself the ol Matthew.
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Matthew known as βMattβ, βMattyβ, βMateoβ andβMatty Boyβ. The Matthew I know is caring, thoughtful, loving, respectful, honest and loyal. He has the most enchanting brown eyes Iβve ever seen and has freckles all over his nose and back. He is lanky and has a silly contagious laugh and he makes the funniest facial expressions ever. He loves animals,nature,fishing, swimming, camping and other outdoor activities. He gives the best kisses and makes you feel better when youβre feeling down and listens to everything you have to say. Matt doesnβt let things bother him or get in his way. Matthew is super calm and never looks for arguments and always settles any problems he has peacefully. Matthew is rarely mad and always has a good attitude on him. Matt has a hard time expressing his emotions at times he tends to keep his feelings to himself at times and wonβt rly open up to you about the way he feels unless you ask or unless he is feeling you and wants to tell you. Matthew loves attention and loves knowing how much he may mean to you. Matt loves when you play with his hair and give him cuddles he loves attention and love. Matt is sometimes selfish though and thinks about him and not about the other person.
Does Matthew love me or is he an attention whore
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An idiotic, loud, sorta ugly guy who somehow gets a hot girl that loves him
Holy shit, how did Matthew get that fucking hottie?!
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Stop.
Get rid of your ego.
We're all sick and tired of you stroking it like it's your cock.
Matthew keeps trying to define himself. He gets to stroke his ego every time. but this time, he won't.
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