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A male member or penis.
I put my mayonnaise knife in her sandwich.
The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.
Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.
When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
A room full of only white people.
Jimmy: "..Waiting list, I think you're talking about an exclusion list. Its okay, I should've known because, I mean, look, it's wall to wall mayonnaise in here! So listen, if you're gonna be restricted, have the courage to say so!"
someone who is that of the consistency of mayonnaise.
Arman is a mayonnaise face!
The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.
The Mayonnaise are backward even by Irish standards.
When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.