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the ruler of the known universe, melissa is higher than man and god
all hail melissa
a girl who’s extremely emo and doesn’t have a lot of friends and had major trust issues
Acronym: MELISSA: My Entire Life Is Spent Striving Ahead
A very driven woman in her 20s or 30s eg that new girl is a real Melissa.
Name for a girl that likes to parttake in sexual acts in public places or places with high risk of being seen. Places include but are not limited to airplanes, cars, bathrooms, under a blanket with people in the room, etc
Melissa, we cant do this right here, people are watching.
When a girl you haven't known very long drives her dad's truck over to your house, parks outside on the side side street and proceeds to suck your dick in the backseat.
It's gonna be a good Friday bro, I'm getting a Melissa tonight!
a naive country bumpkin.
someone who fails brilliantly at relationships.
an old worn out prude.
That woman over there looks lost. Should we help her?
No she is fine that's just a Melissa.
Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman!
a she devil.
The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.
Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.
Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;)
Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!