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the act of cutting a watermelon in half and then cutting a circular hole into it and the fucking the whole and ejaculating into it.
i couldnt find a girl so i just did a white melon
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Sexual foreplay involving watermelon. Whole melons with crafted holes can be used for penetration or slices can be used for manual stimulation.
"I just divorced my husband because he wasn't into melon play. If he can't fuck a melon, he can't fuck me either"
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A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.
Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
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grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them
hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab
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A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.
DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.
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When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.
Dude I told this chick to tongue my nuts and then I gave her a wet melon!
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An air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination
Niki: Wow, Adam thought he saw me at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Abigail: What a melon ball!
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