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Short men

Men who are short, which means under the average height of around 5'10'', or approximately 178 centimeters, or 1.78m. Short men are just that: short. They are not any less of a man than Mike Tyson. Short men are found in every region and culture, and are as varried as the taller models. Penis size is not a component of height, nor is maniness. Short guys often have trouble getting girls due to the natural female desire to find a man who can protect her and provide for her and her children. However, short men are great to hug, being at perfect height to cuddle into the breasts of the average woman, and during sex, this can be used for simultaneous stimulation of the breasts and vulva.

A list of short men who kicked ass:

Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!

by cogitator May 25, 2010

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men in tights

staring that one guy from the princess bride the best movie to watch with the bros.

Men in tights is my favorite movie.

by Zack Schader October 8, 2020


switch to men

To change sexual preferences.

Rob:My girlfriend left me for a black guy
Samuel:Switch to men

by Hova Jr. August 9, 2005

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Men zabetta

A term used to end a conversation between two arabs by lying to each other about making future plans

ma te3tal ham Men zabetta bro. iza mch jem3t l je li ba3da.

by Xytrovi January 9, 2021


wo/men

Women and men (shortened).

Writing that consistently lists men before women is harmful to wo/men.

by Melanie13 October 21, 2021


Spaghetti Men

Old mafia slang term meaning hit men or assassins. Spaghetti referring to the gruesome resemblance of the victims intenstines after they are murdered.

Tony owes us a lot of money. Time to bring in the spaghetti men

by Cocoflava February 1, 2019


men of letters

Term from supernatural. The men of letters were a secret society that studied the supernatural ways, and how to defeat the supernatural ways. They're rank of knowledge or experience is rated by letters, every time you went up a level, you got a new letter.

Abbadan killed off the men of letters

by GiveUsBackPonyo,BlackEyedBitch March 15, 2016