mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”
-made by @aqua the dino
“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”
A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do
Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid
The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.
white liquid deprived from a hector injector
oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)
The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.
Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.
This person or entity tends to gravitate towards evil and shows the depravity of humanity at its lowest form via cyberbullying a 12 year old.
Audren
I hope that mermaid angel get her post deleted as well as herself IP banned due to her cyberbullying post about a child named audren.
A synonym for temptation.
To fall in mermaidation to steal something. Feel mermaidated to ask someone something.