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metrosexual

Having had sexual relations with someone on the metro or subway or other form of mass transit.

Michael met me at the station and we had a quick metrosexual encounter on the way back uptown.

by Kymber March 22, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


metrosexual

a man male with female tendencies

ryan seacrest: the original

by crazyiind0lence December 24, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


metrosexual

A guy who wears clothing that most women would consider "fashionable" but guys would consider "gay" and owns all the newest toys such as an iPhone. Frequently seen dancing by self to house music

Chris was enjoying dancing with himself wearing velour pants while texting on his iPhone in a overtly metrosexual way

by psjm November 13, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


metrosexual

Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).

He is hung like a metrosexual.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


metrosexual

A heterosexual who behaves like a homosexual.

John Edwards is a metrosexual.

by MioRio August 21, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


metrosexual

Urban educated man who is secure enough in himself to not be threatened by being sophisticated. He defines his own self image outside of traditional male stereotypes. He makes his own defintion of what it means to be a man.

I man who can dress in skin tight black rubber go to a fetish BDSM ball and relish in dominating submissive women.

by Cat MacLeod January 23, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


metrosexual

The latest trend of metrosexuals seem to be found in the postal service. The "tough guys" have found that women no longer gravitate to that species but rather a man who is willing to show his feminine side, to be in touch with his feelings, and to be able to display emotion. And, of course, a man who takes pride in his appearance (clothes, hair, nails, scent~and not afraid to wear lavender) is always going to be noticed.

In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing.

Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.

To find a metrosexual in the postal service, look around the room. When you spot the man in the Oleg Cassini suit with a lavender shirt and fancy matching tie (no boring solids, stripes, or dots), shoes shined, every strand of hair in place, and emitting the scent of PI by Givenchy or Jean Paul Gaultier you have probably found your man. If you are lucky enough to spot one carrying a man-bag, that is the man you want to get to know. However, if when you approach him and he can only speak of work, sports, or golfing, be careful, you might have been duped.

by Rosie September 11, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž