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A guy with fuckboy hair and a amazing sense of humor. He doesn't find it hard to make people laugh at all. He also has a strikingly large penis.
Peter: who is that guy he's funny af
Gracie: he must be a Michael
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A short little Mexican boy that acts gay but is actually not, has a lot of friends because he's a funny biatch, overall a cool, funny, (dirty minded whore) that you can't live without
Nigga: Wassup Michael
Michael: Wassup Biatch
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When you find a girl you like and you end up in the friend zone for months. She tells you about all the guys she hooks up with and you're pretty much brother sister.... but the brother wants an incestuous relationship. Also it helps if you have had the chance to hook up with her before.
Yo, hows that chick?
Idk man... I've been michaeling her so not that good.
Yikes
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A name so sexy that when girls see a man with this name, "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion immediatly starts to play in their heads.
Girl 1: "WOW! That guy is pretty hot!"
Girl 2: "You know it . . . Whoa! Is it me or did "the Power of Love" just start playing?"
Girl 1: "It's not just you, I hear it too!"
Girl 2: "His name must be Michael! <3
Girl 1 & Girl 2: "DIBS!!!"
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Michael is a name given to a funny and pretty good looking gent that loves his video games. They are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party.\. When a michael is younger he usually has some sort of issue with his testicles. These michaels find one serious relationship and hang on to it forever and don't let go no matter what his friends tell him. All in all a michael is a fun guy to be around.
Hey! Look at that michael over there.
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A kid that says same all the time
Person: I've heard someone has a small penis
Michael: Same
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A guy who works at home depot with no education and is a nobody
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