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midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.

-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.

by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014


Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016


Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010


Midnight Bowling

To take toke up when everyone else in the house is asleep, usually to avoid detection

Harry: Dude last night i sneaked out of my window onto my roof to go midnight bowling after my parents fell asleep.

Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you

by fruitkabob January 23, 2011


Midnight Creepypasta

Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils

Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils

by safdawfds June 28, 2022


Midnight pain

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.

Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.

by jayglaubach July 25, 2013


Midnight Gospel

When you and a friend or group of friends begin to talk about very emotional and deep stuff suddenly because all of you are awake longer than you normally are. This is the result of the late night lowering your inhibitions allowing you to talk more freely even if you are not that close to the person(s) in question.

On our way back from a long night of hanging out, Fred and I began to talk about out views on life. Fred and I had a midnight gospel and I think we are closer cause of it.

by TheMagician4 February 28, 2022