Nuremberg Military Tribunals

"ARTICLE 19.The tribunal shall not be bound by technical rules of evidence.It shall adopt and apply to the greatest possible extent expeditious and non-technical procedure, and shall admit any evidence which it deems to have probative value...." "ARTICLE 21.The Tribunal shall not require proof of facts of common knowledge but shall take judicial notice thereof...." The above makes it likely that unsubstantive evidence could be submitted and result in a conviction.I am not saying that this happened .

Herr Goring was accused of waging "an aggressive war".

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Hitler's SS Military

The Schutzstaffel (German pronunciation: ˈʃʊtsˌʃtafəl, translated to Protection Squadron or defence corps, abbreviated SS—or with stylized "Armanen" sig runes) was a major paramilitary organization under Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party (NSDAP).
Also referred to as the Selfish Slags. A group of women from Okotoks Alberta Canada who can't think of anyone else but themselves. These women are a common breed and have multiplied over the years.

Having learnt about the Nazis in history class I have also recognized another group of Nazis called Hitler's SS Military

Related: The Selfish Slags (SS) are coming to the wedding. This makes me sick.

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French Military Victories

noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.

French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"

Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"

French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"

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Military Industrial Complex

A term that twinks use to display their vast knowledge of how the military works.

I for one think that anyone who joins the military is rather elementary. The military industrial complex does not care about them and will only use them as pawns. Also, we need to get Trader Joe’s to stop using the term Trader Jose’s, that is incredibly offensive.

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french military victories

To blow up a Greenpeace ship in order to prevent its participation in peaceful protest against your nuclear weapons testing. Aka 'Operation Satanic'

Sam: "What the fuck is that greasy froggy bastard doing talking about french military victories?"

All: "BURN THE FRENCH!"

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Private military company (PMC)

A private company consisting of highly-trained soldiers of former military special forces such as British SAS or U.S. Delta Force, that are hired by corporations all over the world to provide VIP protection details and are responsible for foreign intelligence, maritime reconnaissance, and guerilla warfare.

A PMC was deployed to Russia yesterday.

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Fork Union Military Academy

A military academy full of horny males that are attracted to anything without a penis. They are great guys once you get past their ravenous, flesh-craving nature... really.

Katie: so, we went to FUMA today, and wherever we went, there was always a pair of eyes on us.. kinda creepy...

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