BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.
Minecraft boys
a game that notch made,i’ve Honestly uh,never left Minecraft, and I don’t know why a lot of my Minecraft friends stopped showing up to my Minecraft worlds
Me:*creates Minecraft world*
Me:wow! This is a nice start!
Me:*tells friends about it*
Friends:wow! You built that by yourself?
Me:yeah! Wanna come in?
Minecraft is love, minecraft is life, just like Shrek. You can call it just another game, but we, gamers, we know that it's the end of the world. Minecraft is so, real, it's emotional, Minecraft's music, shall be our children lullabies.
Kid in 2086: Hey grandpa, do you know what's Minecraft?
Grandpa: Ah, yes.. Sit down child, I've got a lot to tell you.
A Videogame Developed By Mojang Studios in 2009. since then the game has had millions of players, making it one of the most popular videogames in the entire WORLD!
I Cant Wait for the new 1.17 Minecraft update!
Possibly the best game in the world.
"Why were you up so late last night?" "I was playing Minecraft."
Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”