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Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone
Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!
When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.
Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh
When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina
"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.
A phrase that usually refers to a person's ass starting from the top of the ass and runs all the way down the legs to the toes. Sort of like the Mississippi river.
The girl with the pink shirt has a nice mississippi.
The act of twerking while having explosive diarrhea
Montegmerry gave me a sick Mississippi mudslapper last night
When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob
Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier