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A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.
Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out
A person who has a lot of exaggerated swagger. He has a super cool YouTube channel full of super cool videos. He is definitely NOT a fucking virgin and he does NOT have a receding hairline at the age of 18.
Person 1: Do you know who Mitt Cheerful is?
Person 2: Yeah! He's so cool! I heard he doesn't have a receding hairline.
Another word for face
Damn bull look at her mitt Romney that shit hit
Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out
Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.
He banged her in both mitts.
A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt
Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.
The act of spinning the pussy like a DJ spins the track but must be expressed in that form otherwise it's only fingerbanging.
"Hey bud what's up?" "Her and I just laid down I'm about to go DJ the mitt I'll catch you later"