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A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.
She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
"I love mole girl so fucking much"
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An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.
At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.
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A twat which makes a mouse's ear look like a horse's collar
`Consigniawas powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like like ambers. His muscular arms enfolded her her body as she felt herself being swept away on a tradewind of passion. "Now Fernando," she gasped "Take me now. All these years in the convent i've been saving myself for the right man, and now i've found you." "Fucking get," breathed Fernando. "you must have a snatch like a mole's eye." (from `The Nun and the Windowcleaner` by Barbara Cartland
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Moles that live in your spleen. They aid the Swamp People who are slowly takeing over the world. ie : something that should be feared.
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n. 1. a sketchy loser who avoids daylight and hoards vast quantities of dirty, used porn. 2. A small subterrestrial rodent inserted into the anus for sexual gratification (used by those who have graduated up from gerbils.)
This term works well in limericks because it rhymes with "corn hole"
1. Flobert, who was quite a porn mole, hung out in his attic and watched "The Anal Nurse Scam" over and over.
2. Everything was going great at the gay sex party until Maurice's porn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his ass.
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When you position the girl on all fours or with her legs in the air. You then use as many fingers as you can to dig inside the anus. After openning it up as wide as possible, you stick your tongue as far as it will go into the anus. This can be performed with both sexes.
I hope you let me mole the hole tonight.
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The Euphoric state your body and mind feel after taking a fat fucking mole.
Damn that last mole got me feeling Moled out
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