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The still-attractive breasts of a mother. May be displayed prominently or left hidden for the imagination to discern. More attractive than mommaries.
"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby." - Seth to Evan on his mom's mommy knockers, Superbad, 2007.
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1. adjective. Used to describe a woman who has consumed herself with motherhood. Lounges in pajamas knows all the preschool shows. Talks frequently and at length about her child.
2. Noun. When your mom has had enough. Constantly says no, screaming and yelling like she has lost her mind. To a degree she has.
Dude, Mommy Monster grounded me for a month, I gotta find a way to make up not taking the trash to the curb for a month.
My friend Emily used to be awesome, now she is a total Mommy Monster.
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A girl/woman who's hot,sexy,whom youd like to fuck very hard. Its bascically a female term for the word "Daddy Material".
Oml, that bitch sure is a mommy material. She can dominate me and i wouldn't mind.
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The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.
I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.
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Fat stored below the waist line on Women who have given birth to several children. See also: gunt, FUPA.
These jeans are made for a woman with a mommy pouch.
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The sweet succulent milk from the teat of a mother. Available in 1% 2% and skim
“Hey Derek these scrambled eggs taste a little funny did you try a new ingredient”
“Ya dude I mixed it up with some mommy’s milk”
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a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.
fuck this, I want some mommy juice
honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
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