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Hannah Montana

A Disney childrens TV show about a typical American girl at a school filled with blind idiots who can't tell that she is some famous star just because her hair is different. Main character played by boring and talentless Miley Cyrus who only gets her million dollar jobs because her daddy is famous.

Ryan: zomg, everyone in Hannah Montana is obviously blind or mentally retarded!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!

by ohyes. WIN. February 21, 2010

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Hannah Montana

while mostly known as that dumb bitch on TV
Hannah is actually slang for coke. Most people don't know Tony Montana is her uncle and she def is white girl.

Me: Hey madu you wanna get hannah montana tickets tonight, its like 50$ a seat madu?

Shmeh: I meannnnnnn, im down we def getting front row seats right?

Me: For sure shit is legitttt!!

Shmeh: uh yeaaaaaaaa, we innn it!

by St timmy December 17, 2008

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Western Montana

The area of Montana located west of the Continental Divde. Missoula is the primary city. This is characterized by being mountainous, while the majority of Eastern Montana lies in the Great Plains.

Western Montana is very pretty but prohibitively expensive to live in.

by New English December 14, 2008

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Southwest Montana

The region in Montana that starts in Columbus and stretches west to Butte. It goes north into Townsend and south near the Idaho and Wyoming borders and Yellowstone National Park. The people here are like a hybrid between Eastern and Western Montana, and Butte is included even though it is west of the divde. Bozeman is located here, but due to its uniqueness is in a class by itself as is Helena, which is a mixture of the three regions.

Southwest Montana is often not thought of as a region, but due to it being a mix of Western and Eastern Montana, it deserves its own classification.

by New English December 15, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hannah Montana

A slut whore who thinks she can sing and dance. her dad is the only reason shes famous. she has a stupid show that is written by overpaid "comedy writers" who couldn't care less.

Person 1: did u see that hannah montana concert last night?
person 2: fuck no, not that dirtbag bitch.

by billybobjoe jackjimmus the 3rd June 14, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hannah montana

show- the horrible excuse for a "show"(should it be even called that) is about 16-year-old Miley "Man Whore" Stewart who is a "Normal" Teenage "Girl" by day and a "Popstar" by night! Miley ceases to fit in because of her southern ancestery(people of the south are killed in california o:) and is often made fun of. she is also the entitled "Cock-sucking Queen", due to her sleeping with fellow co-stars Mitchel Musso, Jason Earles, and Billy Ray Cyrus.

person- hannah montana is a dried-up, hoe, skank, and wannabe black person. she always uses words like "ya'll" and "YAY!" to arrouse her young fans. what her fans don't know is that she could give two craps about them, and has been seen calling one little girl a "stupid bitch". her "counterpart" miley cyrus is just as bad. miley's boyfriend, a 20-year-old, has given many comments saying that his girlfriend has given him a BJ and that it was the worst experience ever for him(he even had to put on a paper bag and mask to hide her ugliness.
-> Also Hannah is racist against asians and black people. Did you know that she got in trouble for calling a black person a "nigger"? And that she HATES YOUR CHILDREN?! fucking cock sucking bitch :D

Kid - OMFG I GOT TICKETS TO SEE HANNAH MONTANA!
Random Person - Who fucking cares you little douche bag *kills both hannah and the kid*

Hannah - HI PARENTS! I encourage your kids to hate black people and asians. And I take your money because you are stupid douche bags! =
Parent 1 - BOO YOU SUCK!
Parent 2 - Go back to sucking your boyfriend's dick.

Girl - Mommy, can I watch Hannah Montana now?
Mom - You know that that is forbidden.

Girl 2 - I googled hannah montana, and all i got was "teenage hoe" and got weird pictures
Guy - Because Hannah Montana is a hoe. She sucks her bf's dick and anyone else's for a quick buck.

by miley cyrus hater April 22, 2009

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hannah montana

A sexual experience in which two males donned in wigs (one blonde and one brunette) tag team a chick while she is facing a wall. Make sure she can't see you. If she looks back, slowly grab her by her hair and whisper closely into her ear, "this is the best of both worlds, bitch."

"Dude, I heard that girl got hannah montana'd last night!"

by Allen! April 2, 2009

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