You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd
Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch
Monty (montague) cheetham is a giant 7ft roid head who cannot keep the ladies off him. His long neck and sharp toenails come together to form the worlds strongest pussy magnet
I can’t get these females off me, I feel like monty cheetham
The name for an elusive human species patchily distributed across the UK.
Considered the strongest, most intelligent and most visually appealing of all the humans.
IUCN status: Near Threatened
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Monty Ammar is a fucking legend to be fair
So it's basically messing around. Or badly performing gymnastics indoors.
"Stop monty banking!!" Said the mother to the daughter as she backflipped off a table.
A sexy and horny guy who loves watching porn he also walks the streets of broomhill
watch out oh wait it's monty sharp he's only 4 foot
he is a boy under 4 foot who is horny. he loves porn and roams the street of broomhill.
that boy is such a monty sharp
A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.
This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.
Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.