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see Drop down and get your jesus on
for all the jews out there...brew pride
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If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.
someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!
1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
I was moses raped at the mall last night!
A common phrase used when measuring the size of arms that are below average size or lacking bone marrow. (Usually from a life long disease or lazy lifestyle) A person with said arms will never make gains.
Look at the new guy coming into the gym, he's got a long way to go with those Moses Arms.
The god of all beings, the creator of all multiverses and the smartest entity out there.
Yuval Moses is your god.
Yuval Moses is your creator.
When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.
You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position