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Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.
In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems
Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?
Buddy#1: I dunno.
A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos
1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.
2 yes i have its amazing.
1 yeah bro i know right.
getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
A girl that has such a small ass, she can only take a skinny dick in her anal canal.
Silk has a mosquito booty; her backside is so flat that her ass can only get pounded by a blade of grass.
Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw
Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!
When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.
Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.