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(noun)
1) A muffin made chiefly of poo.
2) An obsolete computer monitor worth basically nothing. A computer monitor that should be thrown away and replaced with a much better, newer widescreen LCD monitor
3) An object or event that evokes negative feelings in someone.
4) (adj) Something or someone that is "just plain shitty", inferior.
1) "Mmmm, what's that smell?" "Oh I'm just baking some poo muffins"
2) Wesley should get a new monitor and get rid of his poo muffin.
3) Ahhhh... this is just poo muffin. I can't get tickets to see Primus on Friday.
4) You, dear sir, are plainly poo muffin.
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Nobody really knows. Sounds like a sex position.
Ron Swanson: "The fuck is a German muffin?"
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Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
The king of all muffins, very deadly
"oh god! 125,120,861 people where killed last year by the Muffin King!"
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A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
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woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"
joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing
A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.
Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.