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muffin buffing

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"

joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017


Muffin

Lesbian.
with a vagina.
RAWWWRRRRRRRR CLICK CLICK CLICK.

"damn, look at that hairy muffin."

by Anne Frank May 18, 2008

2πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Struggle Muffin

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.

Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.

Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.

by Anonymous68753 March 7, 2011


muffin stable

A selection of fat ladies roaming a barn eating the feces of past animals.

I went to a hoe down last friday and met a whole muffin stable by the bathroom.

by Dr. Blueberry September 30, 2013


Trash Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.

It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.

β€œSarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. β€œ

β€œAlayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”

β€œI think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”

by Rosalin Rocketta March 6, 2018


muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!

"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."

by silkpouch September 13, 2007

99πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Muffin blob

The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.

Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.

by 7200A November 11, 2007