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a angry atheist activist, now deceased. She traveled the nation to proclaim the non-existence of God. And she hated religion. She wasn't just an atheist. She was really, really mad about it. And she was an aggressive woman. And a real Large Marge. Even Ayn Rand, herself an atheist and angry as well, disdained her.
She went missing for over a year and finally turned up murdered.
Madalyn Murray O'Hair, you sure are an angry atheist, you crazy bitch.
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Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.
“Gary there’s a small issue, i have Kelly and Murray Syndrome”
Bill Murray - Rhyming slang for Curry
"A bag of bill murray, Damien Hirst telephone..."
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the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.
murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!
guybrush: stride?
murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???
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Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.
Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.
Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.
Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned
(verb) masturbating consistently everyday on a planned schedule.
(infinitive) to murray
*friends hanging out*
P: “Hey where’s Matt?”
A: “Oh you know he couldn’t come tonight. He’s murraying. Gotta stick to that schedule!”
the kindest, funniest, caring, loving person i know. his heart is pure and his company is all i need in life to be happy, he's a beautiful beam of light that helps people find their way. i love Stanley so much and look up to him so much, even if he doesn’t know. i hope that he will forever be the sweet person he is and continue to grow into an amazing person. no matter what happens i prey that stanley gets everything he wants and wishes for in life, and that he’s happy, healthy and wealthy everyday. i don’t think ‘stan the man’ with ever know just how much i appreciate and adore him.
he’s the best big brother i could ask for.
i love you.
Stanley Murray is the most admirable person to walk the earth.