Slut Muscle

A. A good-natured nickname or banter between Heterosexual bros.

B. Someone characterized by being a slutty un-thinking sex fiend with low standards, similar to someone who thinks with their dick (basically any straight male).

A: What's up you dirty Slut Muscle.

B: My friend Ben is a major slut muscle...he wants to bang all the bitches, regardless of what they look like. He's a regular bro.

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Muscle guy

Any person who works out, who can’t grow or gain size but walks around like they’re the biggest person ever.

There a lot of muscle guys in the gym today

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muscle tee

A shirt without sleeves, typically worn while working out or while being a douchebag or both

Dr. Rod do you think Stanley can pull off a muscle tee? “The shirt is fine, but he is not.”

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Muscle cup

A pussy

She had one tight muscle cup!

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Rejection muscle

A married mans nickname for his wifes vagina.

Harry "I tried to score a root from the wife last night but I lucked out"

Joe "What happened"

Harry "She flexed her rejection muscle at me"

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muscle butt

A girl who has a ass that is so muscular that if she wasn't muscular it would be straight flat

Damn maddys ass is so muscular she got a muscle butt

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Muscle Rub

A rough and vigorous hand job.

Sonja gave Frank a Muscle Rub to completion. The harder the tug the more he unloads.

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