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The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip
During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich
It is the sexual act of giving stimulating oral pleasure to a red-headed twat that is brewing a smelly, oozing outbreak of a yeast infection.
*This applies to natural and dyed redheads.*
I gave Granny a Mustard Molly last night and she loved it.
somone's specialty... what they do best
Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.
Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.
That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!
The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter
I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.
someone who enjoys eatting and that is fat and lazy.
That fatass is a mustard tiger.
These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.
I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.
Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:
(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...
Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:
(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!