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The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip
During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich
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It is the sexual act of giving stimulating oral pleasure to a red-headed twat that is brewing a smelly, oozing outbreak of a yeast infection.
*This applies to natural and dyed redheads.*
I gave Granny a Mustard Molly last night and she loved it.
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somone's specialty... what they do best
Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.
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Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.
That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!
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The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter
I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.
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someone who enjoys eatting and that is fat and lazy.
That fatass is a mustard tiger.
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These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.
I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.
Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:
(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...
Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:
(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!
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