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When nobody is sure of the size of a certain guy's penis.
"How'd it go with Jonny Katrina?"
"Not well, plus he has mystery meat."
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When playing a first-person shooting game, close combat fighting demands excellent skill, or sometimes random flailing with melee weapons. This state of play resembles dancing between the two players.
*Playing Call of Duty 4...*
Guy 1: Oh no man, he saw you, knife him!
Guy 2: Crap! He's too close, I can't see him!
(after killing/being killed)
Guy 1: That's just the mystery of the dance...
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Girls waking up in the middle of the night to find her panties soak with blood from her period. She goes on to eat it
OMG. Mary had a red mystery last night
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When you're with one of your boys and you're trying to catch some tail for the night via text. You eventually convince one girl to meet up but still need to watch out for your friend, so you get the girl to bring one of her friends to low-key hook up with your friend. Her friend is referred to as Mystery Friend because neither of you know her name, or more importantly, her looks. Mystery Friend is often far less good-looking than the original friend, usually fat, and always desperate.
Mike: Yo! I got Porschia to hang out tonight and she said she'll bring a friend for you!
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.
Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.
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when friends hold u down and give u a wedgie also put mysterious items down the front.
I was on the beach when my friends came and gave me a mystery wedgie in my speedo. They put down a crab which pinched, seaweed, sand, and food for seagulls. the animals were bighting and pinching. it hert sooooo bad.
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S2E10 of Gravity Falls.
Pacifica Northwest recruits Dipper Pines to help rid of the Northwest Mansion of a ghost before he wreaks havoc on her fancy party.
Also the episode where Dipcifica became a possibily Canon ship.
Northwest Mansion Mystery is my favorite episode of Gravity Falls.
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A term coined by Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) in Talladega Nights referring to well, no one knows, thats why they're called MYSTERIOUS lady parts.
"Why is Jenn such a bitch today?"
"I think there's something going on with her mysterious lady parts."