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A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...
When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...
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Another word for sex. Especially if it involved some uncommon sex positions.
Well, if all goes well on this date, her and I will be going back to my place for some naked yoga
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This bitch tried to put her hands on my naked cheese!
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The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.
I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.
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The more popular term derived from buck naked.
some people still say buck naked, but most say butt naked because the yanks made a cooler version of the term.
Johnny: "Haha, I just saw your girlfriend butt naked"
John Henry Smith III: "You stupid American, it's "buck naked"! Bloody twit!
Johnny: "Haha, Yeah, but we are more popular, and our term is better, so we win by default. Either way, I still saw your girlfriend naked."
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As in wet, when mixing weed with PCP.
You just smoked all that? I didn't know you liked to get butt naked.
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A person who cannot stand to have a naked head. Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for thugs.
"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."
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