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Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born
“mf is a napkin baby”
A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit
Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.
Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus
His crotch napkin tickled me
The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.
*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?
A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament
This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would
a fresh nap, ALSO known as toilet paper, but y know
OMG GUYS I JUST GOT 1111111111111100101010101010101 PEE NAPKINS!!!