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An exclamation said when a person does something that lacks significant IQ. It’s often characterized by a very clumsy movement or saying of words. Classic Nelson is said with an emphasis on the “l” ie clllasic Nelson.
You just poured cheese-water on yourself ; Classic Nelson!
Bro that guy just ate 41 oranges ; Classic nelson!
That guy just took a bite out of a stick of deodorant; Classic Nelson!
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A sexual position that is typically seen in hentai. It is when the giver lifts the taker's legs with their forearms and pins them to the taker's shoulders, with the giver's hands on the back of the taker's head with their fingers linked to secure a better hold.
"Dude, that Full Nelson in Metamorphosis was so fucking hot!"
Or
"Damn, that loli hentai would've been perfect if it would've had a few Full Nelsons in it."
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Also known as: Hawera Hug, Gore Kiss Goodnight and or Hamilton Honeymoon. When a young lady meets a young man for a night out at a fine dining establishment (normally McDonalds) and finishes the night by providing oral or normally anal sex in the backseat of a late 80's or early 90's Ford that lacks a warrant. Sex is normally fast so to avoid police and or attention from family members who may have dibs on the young lady first.
M1: Bro, how was your date with Raylene the other night?
M2: Awesome man, I totally got a Nelson Handshake
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A fagot or someone who is really fucking gay. Like really gay, the want dick at every moment of the day.
Come on dude stop being such a Ryder nelson
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A girl with a magical voice and a beautiful soul. ✨❤️✨ Deserves the whole universe ✨💫✨ Leaves a lasting impression on everyone she meets. 💞💓💞 Caring, sweet, and perfect in every way. 💖 Unforgettable little fire cracker 💥❤️💥 Her smile lights up the room and her laugh makes a dreary day bright. 💫🌟💫 You’d be lucky to meet her❣️❣️❣️❣️
Jesy Nelson is an angel who deserves all the best in the world, love her so much. 🥰❤️
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Sex position inspired by wrestling terminology.
A Full Nelson is a wrestling hold that is applied from behind. The holder hooks his arms under his oponent's arms, then clasps his hands behind his opponent's neck. A Half Nelson uses only one arm. A Full Nelson is very difficult to escape from.
A Mrs. Nelson is also applied from behind. The arms are hooked between the woman's legs, then the hands are clasped together behind her back. Also very difficult to escape from.
While he had her immobilized in a Mrs. Nelson, he buried his tongue in each of her holes.
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A rather retarded cross-dresser who does love to smoke cock (and the random cigar at times). Gets his meals by looking through other peoples rubbish bins.
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