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battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."

"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."

by roflcockter January 28, 2017


The Gelatin Battle

The Gelatin Battle, more known as TGB, is a object show which was created by SuperSonicReese. Like TFB (The Firey Battle) It uses different variants of Gelatin in different colors. Such as Original Gelatin, Blue Gelatin, Red Gelatin, Evil Gelatin, and Yoyle Gelatin.

"Hey I just created this new object show called The Gelatin Battle! Wanna see it?"
"Sure!"

by ZdenkoRakic June 10, 2021


Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.

What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.

by DaUnknown2BComical1 January 28, 2011


Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.

"who battle logged?"
"Nathan"

by 821abuQ February 16, 2021


porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.

dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.

by PornBattleMaster April 17, 2015


Battle Engy

Battle Engies are Engineers from the game Team Fortress 2, who instead of defending, they place down mini sentries, and usually use the Shotgun And the Pistol.

jose.gonzales.2006: stop placing minis and using ur shotgun
Battle Engy: shut up
jose.gonzales.2006 has left the game. (disconnect by user.)

by NintenGunner May 12, 2018


Battle Chat

To chat back and forth in a quick fashion and to send a response before your partner can respond to your last question

Battle Chat see below
Rhonda

9:53 Chattee or Chatter?

9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting

9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.

9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute

9:53 want me to show you how?

9:53 I can you know?

9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back

9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.

9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.

9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation

9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.

9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?

Wendy
9:54 omg

9:54 ur crazy tech lady

9:54 no i cant keep up

by Rhondaho January 23, 2009