russell crowe

A succesful australian actor who still calls australia home. go russ!

cant say much for his singing though..

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White crow

1)A malevolent omen; an indication of bad things to come. 2) a Trojan horse; something that at first seems great but turns out to be a disaster.

"I saw a white crow on lakes road. It wasn't no albino neither"

Eddie's new car was a white crow; it looked great but it's vin number revealed it to be a refurbished Katrina vehicle.

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crow titty

according to google images, a crow titty is a REALLY BIG BOOB! LIKE ITS UNNATURAL! WHA THE FUK?? (Also, Crow Tit is the name of a really good song by BTS)

Lesbian 1: Yo, crow titties

Lesbian 2: You know a crow titty is fake, right? There's no way something that big can be real
Lesbian 1:

Lesbian 2:
Lesbian 1: Yeah, you're probably right

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Spreading Crow

Spreading Crow is firmly spreading a hot babes ass cheeks and pounding her pooper.

"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".

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Russel Crow

A great act; something so inconrehinsibly incredible that no other words cna be used to describe it.

OMG, that was so fucking Russel Crow man!

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Old Crow

The alcoholic beverage Old Crow will rape you in the ass when you drink it. You wil be fucked, hard.

I was drinking shitton of Old man crow last night when I got a horrible case of the whiskey dick. I couldn't fuck, and when I tried to sleep the crow kept me the fuck up all night. Old Crow will fuck you.

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Excel Crow

Stays in one room never to leave it. There is where the legendary Crow resides. A Weeaboo, Otaku, and a serious gamer who lives out his days fapping to hentai pics it's who he is.

Hey Excel Crow, Whats up?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! -Jon

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