Skip Me

What pretty girls who men actually like counter with when they get called “Pick Me” by bitter, fat, lonely, eccentric hair colored feminists.”

You’ll do anything for male attention. You’re such a “pick me.”

You don’t do anything men like that’s why they don’t want you. It’s better to be a pick me and be happy, then to be a “Skip Me” and die alone with your cat and boxed wine.

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Extreme Skipping

1. Extreme- Of the greatest possible degree of intensity.
2. Skip- To leap from one place to another in great leaps or bounds.
3. Extreme Skipping- Skipping to an extreme degree, expressing yourself, feeling intesity and flow of skipping, riding the world on skips, having a great time with your friends, chaos with no wheels, no excuses, energy and light coming together to form an extreme joyful bound.

1. Young Jim,"That math quiz was so extreme they asked us about calculus and I am only in 1st grade!"
2. Jenna, after winning the lottery, skipped around and bounded like she was a flippin bunny.
3. When these two words come together they make something that is larger than life. Try it, film it, live it. Just go out there and live your real dream of E.S. Go look it up on google videos if you need. Remember, Extreme Skipping is not what you do, it is what you are. Thanks!

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Skipping Ropes

A woman whose breasts are extremely stretched out and can be used as Skipping Ropes in a playground with children.

Rudy - "Look at that geezer, she's got reyt long Skipping Ropes!"
Michael - "Look at the children playing on them!"

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Skip School Day

December 2nd 2019 Is the day

Spread THE WORD

Hey remember skip school day ok December second

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Righty-Dokey, Skip.

A common phrase, possibly coined by Ade Edmondson in the classic british sitcom 'Bottom' and blockbuster 'Guest House Paradiso'.

Richie: Okey-dokey. I'll distract his attention, you swipe the leg.

Eddie: Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

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Rik: Eddie! Another bloody day.
Time to get up.

(Eddie's voice): 'Righty-dokey, skip.'

senior skip day

The day that all the seniors in high school skip school and go else where.

When is senior skip day?

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Skip school day

This 2019 dec 2 all students are skipping school on this day

“Hey mark are you going to do skip school day on December 2nd?”
“Yeah Rob I am are you?”