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When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.
"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"
Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.
While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!
What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.
Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus
Caroline: what?
It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."
'bummer..."
When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed
Oh shit I have a golden tissue
When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.