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Unlike it's other definitions, in this context, the term 'boob' has been adopted in usage to mean something similar to the slang term simp . In this context, similar to that of the context of using the word 'simp', the slang term 'boob' would be used to describe a woman that favors unreasonably biased feminine opinions as well as unfair double standards and extreme ultimatums, endorsing obsessive, psychotic and potentially harmful behavior because she is a close-minded, egotistical individual that refuses to compromise because she feels that everyone is stupid but her.
"Oh, shit. You just reminded me. You remember that crazy ass ex you had back when we were juniors in college?"
"Katelyn? Hell yeah I remember her. Took me a while to forget her. She was insane. Every time the guys wanted to hang out, we'd have a fight. It was always: 'This is why most men are single. We women try so hard to find a good guy, and half of them are snakes anyway. Always going out and leaving us here to screw around with other girls.' Did I ever question where she went at night? No. Did I ever tell her who to hang out with? No. But no matter what, the crazy boob would always give me some double standard or ultimatum. I was tired of dealing with that, mostly."
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The argument between boobs or a good butt on a woman will always be around. And don’t forget those good thighs.
Me as a 13 year old: I like boobs
Me as a 25 year old: I like boobs
My wife: I have boobs
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TITS TITS ITS ALL BOUT' THA TITS ZOMFG AHHHHHHHH MASSIVE FUCKING TITS!
Following on from this, The breasts (boobs) of a female mammal’s body contain the mammary glands, which secrete milk used to feed infants. Zoologists point out that no female mammal other than the human has breasts of comparable size when not lactating and that humans are the only primate that have permanently swollen breasts.
Student: Hello sir. Have a good weekend?
Lecturer: XDXDXD BOOBS MATE! WOOOOOOPOW XDXDXD
Student: Fair enough O_O'
Lecturer: *dances wildly*
Female: stfu craka
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A hypnotic set of meat used to tame or entice a wild man
Wife: get me a drink
Husband:no
Wife:(shows boobs)
Husband:yes I will be one sec
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the art of clapping one's breasts together, creating a harmonizing sound.
Annie said, "when my boobles go boobing they produce sweet hypnotic music"
Athena exclaimed, "my mom walked in on me while i was masturboobing!"
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Proof that the great Lord is real. Boobs are wonderful things that await men to touch it. Boobs are also the face of a Women. If the Women is flat, or her breast aren't big enough, she has no face at all.
Yo, that prostitute I picked up last night had THE lagest boobs I have ever seen in my life.
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A milk producing gland that may stay small or get large. Basically, a fatty gland that's pale because it's always under a bathing suit that has an areola and a nipple on it. Males have pecs, but only fat males can have moobs, or man boobs. Boobs may sag like many Africans' boobs. They can also be lifted upright, etc.
*Big boobs are better to look at, but small boobs are better to feel.
*I am sorry but fat boobs don't count.
*If you are female and lack boobs, it's okay if you have a nice butt.
"Woah, you don't have boobs anymore, you have utters!"
"If only we could all go naked and then the color of our boobs would match the rest of our body!"
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