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To trap the person you sleep with under the covers and fart.
Boy: I got you something
Girl: What ?
Boy: A DUTCH OVEN !
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When a guy, during sex, pulls out of the woman and ejaculates all over her face. The jizz must thoroughly cover her face, making it look like the receiver was putting on sunscreen.
Me: Hey dude, I just finished doing a Dutch Sunscreen.
Guy: Way to Go.
Me: It was on your mom.
Guy: . . .
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(1)Lighting a cigarette by placing it against a lit one. If you don't have matches or a lighter. Chain smokers are prone to do this.
(2) Banging a chick who just lays there.
He forgot his lighter and needed a light from his buddy who was already enjoying a cigarette. His buddy was out of matches. "got a light?"
"Here, Dutch fuck..."
I think it comes from the belief that Dutch people are without passion when they make love. "No fire."
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To give or be a victim of a Dutch Muffin is when you or someone else sits on another's pillow and farts. As you stand up the pillow "breathes" in all of the surrounding flatulence. When your victim lays their head on their pillow the fart is expelled directly in their face... Delicious!
Me: Did you enjoy the Dutch Muffin i left for you last night?
Victim: Yea thanks, you ass. It tasted horrible!
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To take a shit in the bathroom/toilet in somebody else’s house, and, while the fresh turd is resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, you slam the bathroom door several times. The gusts of wind created by this motion will spread your ass gas throughout the house and allows your friends to take a good whiff of your pungent aromas. You’re welcome!
"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Steve just took a shit and dutch windmilled the house..."
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When you fart on someone who's sleeping's face, run away, and walk back in as they wake up, acting completely innocent.
Ben Affleck: "Oh my god! Did you just give me a dutch phantom?"
Jennifer Lopez: "What are you talking about?"
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The horrendous, noxious odor that ensues after one lets out a fart while wearing a Snuggie (or any similar one-person blanket with sleeves).
While curled up on the couch and wrapping up in her Snuggie following a satisfying meal of beanie weenies, Amy's farts ballooned into a massive Dutch Snuggin'.
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