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Something to say when you want to have sexual relations with a female who is a film or video editor.
That editor chick is soooo hot, I'd like to jump her cut!
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"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.
A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.
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An extreme reluctance to doing something.
Man, Sundays are depressing. I'd rather shower at Penn State then go to work tomorrow.
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A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
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An expression of lust about a member of parliament in the UK. Preferably (though not necessarily) in the opposition party.
Usage: <Exclamation>, <Member of Parliament> I'd shadow her/his cabinet
Example:
Pwoar, Nicola Blackwood - I'd shadow her cabinet anyday.
Jeremy Hunt - I'd love to shadow his cabinet.
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Term of affection about a third party
I love her so much I'd use her shit as toothpaste
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An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.
See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."
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Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
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