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When you put the drug Molly into a Big Mac, eat it, then once you are high you put your fist in someones anus
I’m going to Molly Mac my girlfriend tonight
a mcdonalds hamburger with lettuce and big mac sauce
true story.. i was in line at mcdonalds and a black guy was ordering.. he asked for the following" i'd like a cheesburger with big mac sauce and lettuce" the stunned looking burger girl disappeared for a moment.. said something to the manager and filled the mans order just like he asked and history was made.. the "Nig Mac" was born!
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"Club Mac" is the name given to Macquarie University, Sydney, Australia\ by students of other Universities in the city. The nickname is an allusion to Club Med, and refers to the fact that students at Macquarie enjoy longer semester holidays than students at other universities. This, however, is due to the fact that students at Macquarie Uni do not have pre-exam study breaks (Study Vacation) as all other universities do.
"We have to go back to uni tommorow. Not like those bastards at Club Mac. They've still got another week off!"
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The extra money that you pay when buying a Mac as a opposed to a computer with the same specs from another manufacturer. Some people consider the Mac tax to be a good trade-off, others do not.
"My new iMac was 1500 bucks."
"WTF, why'd you pay the Mac tax, you could've gotten a Dell for like half that."
"Um... Because now I have an operating system that works, from a company that doesn't have monkeys for tech support?"
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Smart people who know that PCs are better than macs. These people realized that PCs give better performance at a lower price, with more customizability and features.
Mac user: Just got the new MacBook pro for $1000, too bad it can only play potato games
Mac haters: But my 2 in 1 pc for $700 can play most games at mid settings
Mac user: but can it run OSX
Mac haters: I could, by why would I want to.
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(1) A girl that is seen with alot of different guys in a short period of time but not having sex with all them looking as a whore or hoe. (2) a girl that likes to masturbate and be masturbated.
Wayne: Yo' man look there she goes again with another guy, I wonder if they fucked?
Stuart: Na man she's just a MAC-HOE.
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a Mac-user who is obnoxious and arrogant. They are identified by those Mac-users who insist on showing off their latest iPhone, iPad, etc. all the while incessantly bragging about Mac in an arrogant and holier-than-thou manner.
These people often drive Priuses, wear uber-nerdy close on purpose, hang out in coffee shops just to be seen, tell you how much they 'care' about the latest human rights/animal rights craze (Japan, Haiti, etc.) and always offer their unwelcome, obnoxious opinion no matter what. These tools are walking Mac commercials.
at the scene of a car accident
Mac fag: "Hey, I took some pictures of the crash."
Level-headed person: "Thanks, man, that's helpful."
Mac fag: "Check it out, if you do this with your finger you can zoom in for more detail and did you know that my iPhone 4 can even *blah blah blah* five minutes later You know the Snow Leopard OS doesn't have all the virus and security problems that a PC *blah blah blah*...
Level-headed person: "Dude, seriously. You're such a mac fag. It's really not a good time, and my PC is just fine. Stop preaching at me. There are more important things to worry about...like this fucking car accident you caused."
Mac fag: "I get way more miles to the gallon with my hybrid and did you know that I can check traffic on my iPho-- *punch*
Everyone else at the scene of the accident: *applause*
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