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This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.
"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.
A middle school located in the crappy town of Bradenton . It is the crappiest school on the planet where bullies run around ramped. Kids get beat up and thrown around and the teachers suck balls. Also it is full of wanna be emo kids, rednecks, and evil people. Avoid this place at all cost.
must have been a Nolan Middle School kid. poor kid.
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Also known as the hottest person on the face of this planet. Nolan Betts’s isn’t very tall because he is packing down there. Everyone loves Nolan Betts
Hey look there’s a wild Nolan Betts, I’d smash.
Watch your girl around Nolan Betts he takes everybody’s mom
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A Nolan Ryan No Flusher is when 7 public restroom stalls have been defecated in and left unflushed. Locking the stall door with a coin after the no flusher will ward off ganitorial servicing. Placing multiple sanitary ass gaskets inthe bowl will make for a airy raft for your deposit, providing more security. Get all 7 in one building and you own that place.
Dude, it took me a whole week but but I dropped a Nolan Ryan at work. I got realestate invested, I own that place. When than janitor gets back from vacation, he will be jacking out my 7 Nolan Ryan no flushers.
the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.
The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock
a broke school that has so many emo and country kids. Everyone at this school needs a therapist ASAP. The teachers are shit and they all look like they’re on crack. This school needs help!!!! Oh, and we can’t talk about the disgusting ass bathrooms here. The kids go there to vape and we are too poor to afford the damages that the high ass kids make
This kid goes to Nolan Middle School? He must be a drug addict!
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.
A school where not having a girlfriend or boyfriend makes you scum and nobody understands the basic concept of keeping a relationship but that’s okay because their TikTok of the renegade has 40 likes and that’s their only source of self-confidence.
Poor thing, they go to Nolan Middle School!