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The Scary Jokes is a synthpop musician from New Jersey! Their music is super interesting and cool and quite often gay✨
Me: have you heard of The Scary Jokes?
Person: oh yeah! i love that band
Me: here's a ring, marry me
A joke far worse than a Bova Joke
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim Denim Denim... Denim Denim Denim
What a Maloney Joke
A dumbass joke that no one laughs at
Usually someone that no one likes is making the joke
Aaron: “hey nas ur a fatass”
(No one laughs)
Everyone: “Aaron joke”
An inside joke is something that a select group of people, and only those select few people, will ever understand until it is explained to anyone outside of that group.
Something Urban Dictionary really seems to hate. Seriously, I can understand removing definitions with people's full names in them, because that can be used to track people. But inside jokes? Really? They aren't all THAT bad, at least compared to all the racist, sexist, offensive shit on this site. But scroll down to the "Remove" button. Full names and inside jokes are THE ONLY 2 reasons to remove definitions, nothing else. What the fuck.
Group: And then... HE WAS THE 4TH MONOPOLY!!! AHHAHHAAHAAHHAAH!!!
Guy: What?
*Joke is explained*
Guy: I still don't see why it's THIS funny...
Group: Are you kidding!? Hahahhahaha!!!
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Everyone: Why does this site hate inside jokes to the point of deleting them and nothing that is actually worth the time of deleting?
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Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something
Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke
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ur a joke describes someone when they are being/doing something dumb.
"Camille ur a joke"
"Ur a joke for thinking she'd believe that"
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A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face.
Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
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