dunkers knee

Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)

Me: Yo long josh are you good ?

Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up

MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?

Lex: why?

MICAH: my dunkers knee !

*lex pulls over the vehicle*

MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap

Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up

MICAH: my fault woe, feel better

Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up

Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

knee skinning

A sexual term, but when not undestood by girls can be awkwardly described as an "adventure" so not to look desperate

Boy-Damn why are you at College I really wanna do some knee skinning with you
Girl-WHAT!?!?!?
Boy-Ummm....It means adventures, not something sexual :S
Girl-AWK :/

Knee Removing

The action of removing one's Knees. For example you have met someone you hate or deny to enjoy his/her presence, you simply 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴. This action has been commonly in the 1800's for torture. You can also call your local knee remover, to do the dirty work for you.

Wow, I sure do hate that guy, He really does need a Knee removing.

Lose The Knees

Being way beyond the stage of intoxicated, to the point in which you begin to stagger and fall. Hereby losing the knees and the ability to walk.

If he continues to drink vodka, he is gonna Lose The Knees.

I was so shmammered last night that I lost the knees when trying to walk home.

Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

Chicken Knee

Chicken Knee is the best thing in the world it’s not food but it is a way a life

Random dude :Live the Chicken Knee life style Allie

Allie:ok man