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Girls never butt-sneeze in front of their boyfriends unless they've been together for a long time.
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A cum sneeze is when you cum hard in a girls mouth and she gags or chokes on it thus resulting in it "going the wrong way" and it snorting out her nose. Though rare, a cum sneeze is something to cherish when you pull out and see twin streams of your load running from her nostrils.
Fuck dude. I shot in Beckies mouth last night and she coughed then cum sneezed and it came out her nose.
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A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!
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Successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.
Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?
Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!
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Someone who brings attention to themselves by artificially amplifying their sneezes. A sneeze exhibitionist's sneezes are generally a mix of a sneeze and an ear shattering scream.
Ron: Did I just hear a monkey getting raped?
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.
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A sneeze-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has an explosive cumgasm and sneezes at the same time.
I had an awesome cum-shot when I had that sneeze-gasm yesterday!
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Most commonly found during the cold and flu season of 2012/2013. When you have the urge to sneeze, but cannot execute the sneeze.
My head was pounding, my eyes runny and worst of all, I have sneeze freeze. I just wish I could have an explosive sneeze and relief myself of my sneeze freeze.
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