National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.

I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.

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fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

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Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!

Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!

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Dropped me the fuck off

When you are enjoying something thoroughly and it stops suddenly for no apparent reason.

Man, that strawberry mescaline bar really dropped me the fuck off.

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Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

big fuck off loafers

peculier shoes often worn by grayham

he's wearing big fuck off loafers...GET HIM!

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Fuck off your juice

1. When after a a rough night of tindering, snap chatting and sexting you politely ask a friend to loan you a charger.

2. To ask for some juice off a battery backup.

Bro, I'm running low on battery, can I fuck off your juice?

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