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Most annoying type of human being. Mispronounces common English words after decades of living in America. Known for thinking they know everything that has to do with politics due to watching hours of CNN and their ability to quote Noam Chomsky out of context.
What is my uncle talking about?
I think he's talking about how all the terrorist attacks in Pakistan are coordinated by Israel.
Wow, what an old desi man.
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To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion
Now that's hung
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Like a 40 year old man
choking a girl scout -
No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong
And will be seen as the bad guy .
Due to him being older and stronger
He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.
Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.
Harvey : I don't care
a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.
An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.
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Usually referring a person on Reddit who thinks they're better than everyone else.
Twitter is filled with 14 year old white girls, meanwhile Reddit is filled with 38 year old white man (men).
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.
As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
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Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.
Oh he is such an old man steve