Dirty-something

Dirty-somethings are people (usually guys) in their thirties who show up at social events of age groups far below theirs own, often high school or college parties and gatherings.

- "Check out that dirty-something prowling the party for girls. What a sleaze"
or
- "Saturday night was fun, but who invited the dirty-three-year-old? He was creeping me out the whole night."

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I had something for this

Phase, used after forgetting a one liner

as used by Sterling Archer

Archer: Damn, I had something for this, too... um... damn it. Eat grenade, stupids!

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coming down with something

To catch or show symptoms of an illness

My head is so stuffed up, I think I'm coming down with something

kiss something goodbye

to face and accept the loss of something

If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye.

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twenty-something condition

The Twenty-Something Condition(TSC) is the phase in a person's life spanning the years from 20 to 29. It is marked by an immense sense of confusion and inner turmoil, with emotions springing between the extreme ends of the spectrum. Persons with TSC do not wish to change the past(see quarter life crisis), instead focusing more on second-guessing their choices for the future. They rarely plan for more than a few months in advance; a long term goals lasts one year. The question 'what do I want' plagues their lives.

Symptoms of this condition include but are not limited to:
Unexplained laughter/tears. Poor nutrition and health habits. Heightened sense of pressure. Job hopping. Questionable financial decisions. Emotional breakdowns. Jealousy of other people's lives. Over-thinking to the point of not thinking at all. Unintended Sobriety/Drunkenness. Fear of commitment. Procrastination.

As of yet there is no known cure, but studies have shown that identifying with other victims can mitigate symptoms. If you think you or anyone you know might have the Twenty-Something Condition please feel free to shout TSC in solidarity.

Henry: "All these weddings are making me broke."
Heather: "Welcome to the twenty-something condition"

"I think Jess has a bad case of the twenty-something condition. Yesterday she broke down into tears over a Cheerios commercial and then went back to watching the game like nothing happened."

Farah: "I feel like I'm breaking up with my dreams."
Laurel: "TSC, friend. TSC"

Jed:"Will you need a roommate in a few months?"
Kyle: "Hell if I know, I've got the twenty-something condition. Who knows where I'll be."

Tess: "I told him I was still a student so I didn't have to explain my whole list of odd jobs over the last few months."
Jake: "Makes sense. I get it. TSC."

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this kid is something else

This phrase is typically used when you don’t agree with someone’s actions. It could also mean that you are fed up with a person.

“Thomas took all the drinks for himself” “Dude that’s petty. This kid is something else!”

Lift something heavy

1. When you're trying to take a dump while on the phone, you claim you're "lifting something heavy" in order to explain the grunting.
2. This phrase can also be used as a euphemism for that act in other situations.

1. MAN 1: (grunting)
MAN 2: "Dude, are you shitting while we're on the phone?"
MAN 1: "No, I'm just lifting something heavy."

2. MAN 1: "Where are you going?"
MAN 2: "I'll be back in a few minutes. I have to lift something heavy."

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