When any couple does something weird or sexual.
Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”
Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.
When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina
Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter
Often mistaken as a cosmetic product, Cooch Cremé is in fact a by-product of Busting ones Igler (AKA. popping their cherry) Cooch Cremé has a similar consistency to cottage cheese.
Damn Son, you busted the Igler wide open and got Cooch Cremé everywhere!
When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.
Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her
hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch