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The residue on filthy testicles.
I either have to shower or clip my nails, cuz I got a bad case of ball glue collectin' underneath my finger nails from itchin' so much!
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A male reproductive organ that resembles the shape of a canoe. The glue part, well... you get the idea.
I had a dream that some guy was building a shed by my brothers old house and I walked up to him and he flashed his dick at me and the words "GLUE CANOE" were tattooed on the underside. Pretty gay dream right?
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assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
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A phrase you mouth to your boyfriend when you want to continue getting ass but dont really love him. When you finally get busted and he accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.
When you mouth "elephant glue" (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your boyfriend it appears as if you are telling him, "I love you."
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this only happens when chronic masterbation takes place. your penis melts into a substance that resembles pureed llama fetuses.
my vacation from work ended early due to my severe case of the glue gun.
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A slang term for a used condom (i.e. the 'bag') filled with the user's semen (i.e. the 'glue'.)
It can, however, be used as a jovial term amongst male friends to show affection for one another.
Lewis: "For fuck sake Freddie, did you just eat haggis off my kitchen floor?"
Freddie: "Aye, but only after you snorted a shot of that whiskey."
Lewis: "Jesus... what a pair of fucking glue bags we are!"
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