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The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

by dpmjww August 12, 2006

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Paul Prime

Typcically bald, due to "fucking genetics" as people always claim. These type of people live up a place called Ovenden and are continuously stalked by 18 year old pricks. These pricks include: people with downers, people who have their lives controlled by their parents and people with no pubic hair.
Paul Prime likes to enjoy wrecking his wrists by typing on a keyboard all day and spamming out MSN 24/7, even whilst at college. Paul Prime's are usually best-friends with people who have downers, just so they feel a little superior in life. Paul Prime's tend to use the words "xD","LOL","LMFAO" and "Oooh-Hoooo-Hoooo(Santa-clause-like noises) FOR THE WIN!".

"That guy has the best comb-over i've ever seen!"
"That is pretty poor, it has like 4 partings!"
"I know! What a Paul Prime."

by Bronze Bear May 17, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


douchemus prime

mixing the largeness of a transformer and the asshoely ness of a douche

ms.delorenzo is a douchemus prime for giving us an essay everyday and a quiz and for grading out quizes wrongfully

by ashwan January 29, 2008

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nemesis Prime

Dom Prime cologne

Nemesis Prime: I am Prime

Optimus Prime: no your not I'm prime

by wyats November 7, 2021

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


prime meat

A girl that you would love to bang and screw but hasn't been with many guys.

Damn! That girl is primemeat!

by Trevor November 5, 2003

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Prime droopage

When a man’s nuts are elongated to maximum downward length

In the summer time, jordan has almost 5.5 inches of prime droopage.

by Connor Patrick Joseph July 18, 2022


Prime Bottle

A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.

We don't have time to stop, use a Prime Bottle.

by April 12, 2022