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Lock Haven

Located in Pennsylvania it is the home of Lock Haven University, and a beautiful place to live.
Caution: Do not date any men living there, most of them are worthless.

I love Lock Haven, I just hate the guys... well boys living here.

by Lulz Anon May 24, 2008


lock crazy

When your paranoid roommate is alone for an extended period of time and gets in the habit of deadbolting the door, then when you return from a trip you constantly get locked out (even with your key). Their habit tends to be hard to break.

Used in a sentence:

My lock crazy roommate keeps deadbolting the damn door, and this makes me angry when it is lightning outside.

by Iamterrifiedoflightningjerk June 09, 2011


song lock

when you start listening to a good song and can't switch songs because you don't want to stop listening to the current one. This may also apply to a whole band.

I've been song locked on RHCP for hours now and can't take it off repeat.

by amitabh713 January 17, 2011


Dreidel Locks

Long, curly sideburns of an orthodox Jew.

The humid air curled his hair and gave him Dreidel Locks

by Jesuit_Daddy December 30, 2010


chop and lock

The act of a woman chopping a man's arms out and locking him in with her legs so he can ejaculate inside of her vagina insted of him using the pull out method thus trapping him into having her offspring.

Gold digging female 1: "How did you get so lucky with richie rich?"

Gold digging female 2: "He said he want to break up. So I said lets have goodbye sex and I used the chop and lock to trap his ass."

Gold digging female 1: "I used that on my first two husbands to get knockd up...good move"

by dwaters30 November 02, 2011


Kitty Lock

Being kitty locked is when you are wanting to get up, but your cat is on your lap and you don't want to get up because it would disturb the kitty.

I really want to get up, but I have a kitty on my lap. She has totally kitty locked me.

by TeccaN9nja August 13, 2014


Couch-lock

When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.

I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.

by four.25 October 01, 2019